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Convenient Autistic Cousin 

Convenient Autistic Cousin is a (Theoretical) relative, usually between 4-7 year old who is autistic once you tell someone that you are Autistic.

Allistic people attempt to use this theoretical relative as a way of saying "You don't look Autistic (Because there is a stigma about relation between Autistic folk and mental disability)" to either invalidate you or as an incredibly bad attempt to relate to you in some way.

Somehow said Cousin is always male and younger than teenage years. Sometimes might be preceded (or followed by) phrase "You don't look Autistic!". Nobody ever actually has seen the cousin in question, Our Scientists believe said person to be in quantum state where they appear in Allistic mind only when they are faced with reality that the person they talk to is Autistic; and seems to disappear the moment he (Convenient Autistic Cousin) is no longer needed.
"Oh I'm Autistic by the way"
"Oh, you Don't Look Autistic, I have a Convenient Autistic Cousin who is 5 and he doesn't behave like you"
"BRUH"

autisim (autistic)

a neurological and developmental disorder that affects how people interact with others, communicate, learn, and behave.
person 1 are you autisim (autistic)
person 2 yea does not mean you can make fun of him

Legally Autistic

An unfortunate person who has just received a cure to autism by there mums being licked up on psychiatric drugs. After suffering at burth to there step mum and father putting there foot down on there balls to stop or suppress sexual hormones to emulate the inage of autism to gain powerpoibts and chances.
Dude 1: wow my balls dont hurt anymore and im horny.

Dude 2: whoa your left side is no longer wonky what happened your mum must have left the right nut drop.

Dude 1: nah man mums been locked up on respiridrone now shes the one thats legally autistic.

Breaking the Autistic Wall 

Abed was seen breaking the autistic Wall when he said he was going to lay low for an episode

Goth Emo Autistic Femboy

The hottest motherfuckas on this planet.
I want a goth emo autistic femboy boyfriend.

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