assmer

Something substantially worse than a bummer, but not yet quite a shitshow or a fuckfest. A serious bummer.

A: Have you heard Justin Bieber's new song? It's so great!

B: Oh man, I thought he was dead. What an assmer.

by MartinClunes September 7, 2012

Assfumes

when the person opinion/taste is totally Trash you call him and Assfumes and if they say what,pretend that you din't know at all.

it's also can be use as an insult as well.

eggnog: *shares his shitty opinion*

everyone: *doesn't agree with his choices/opinion *

circ: nogami being a Assfumes} man,stick tag hashtag on his back so everyone know he an assfumes.

by Dick Harley November 16, 2018

assmen

1. A guy who has the potential to be decent guy, but instead wastes his life on becoming an asshole.

2. A guy who finds enjoyment is playing with a girl's feelings.

Pif and Alex are assmen. Why? because cheri said so.

We hate them assmen, its bad for the cake! -Martha Stewart

by xlosergrrlx June 5, 2003

assmehonker

one who pinches ones azz while fucking

shawn ur such an assmehonker!

by brittany and ashley March 5, 2004

ashume

"ashume" is the incorrect pronounciation of the word "assume" meaning to take something as granted or as true.
It is mostly used by inbreds and people with an IQ around room temperature.

Paul: " Oh sorry Jack, I ashumed you already knew about it."
Jack: " Come again?"
Paul: I ashumed y..."
Jack: "Thanks asshole now I have ear cancer."

by 2spooky5you July 16, 2017

assumpstitorius

to make assumptions without knowing the entire story.

person #1: and so we went out and then..
person #2: you guys so had sex
person #1: eww, NO! you are so assumpstitorius, jeez.

by sierraxcatherine August 16, 2008

Ashumeet

Ashumeet means someone who is god's friend and whom he loves. Its a male name recently originated in Punjabi Culture in India.

Ashumeet is a good boy. It is similar to the meaning of the name Abraham.

by -Samrute February 4, 2010