Something substantially worse than a bummer, but not yet quite a shitshow or a fuckfest. A serious bummer.
A: Have you heard Justin Bieber's new song? It's so great!
B: Oh man, I thought he was dead. What an assmer.
B: Oh man, I thought he was dead. What an assmer.
by MartinClunes September 7, 2012
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Assertion: positive statement or declaration, often without support or reason: a mere assertion; an unwarranted assertion.
put the two together and you have Disingenuous Assertions so I'll dumb it down for you people
Disingenuous Assertions: pretty much lying to make someone look good and something that so infuriating that it makes soldiers want to punch reporters
Assertion: positive statement or declaration, often without support or reason: a mere assertion; an unwarranted assertion.
put the two together and you have Disingenuous Assertions so I'll dumb it down for you people
Disingenuous Assertions: pretty much lying to make someone look good and something that so infuriating that it makes soldiers want to punch reporters
I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions
by Bushyfro September 29, 2011
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Come on guys, let's go home. This sort of dumb assery is going to get us all arrested. Bill, put down that hammer!
by The Real Jack Jones September 28, 2007
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Get the Half-Assery mug.A phrase uttered to an inferior ally, just before you switch teams/abandon them. Originally from "Lord of the Flies" in reference to the fat kid piggy, and his asthma, which was always slowing him down.
Jim:"I don't think I can make it George, you'll have to carry me to safety"
George:"Sucks to your assmar. You're on your own!"
George:"Sucks to your assmar. You're on your own!"
by spacecowboy November 18, 2003
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The dumb-assery of the press led to an immediate breakdown in communications, causing the riot to escalate into a battle between the police and the citizens.
by Grahame C. December 22, 2008
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