Something substantially worse than a bummer, but not yet quite a shitshow or a fuckfest. A serious bummer.
A: Have you heard Justin Bieber's new song? It's so great!

B: Oh man, I thought he was dead. What an assmer.
by MartinClunes September 7, 2012
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To be completely in awe of a rear end. Can be positive (shapely female booty) to negative (enormous obese caboose).
Yo, man, check out that girl's jeans. I am totally assmerized.
by adzling21 August 18, 2010
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