Sex wheeze

Having amazing, mind blowing sex that you can't catch your breath and wheezing begins due to the lack of oxygen.

"Our sexy time was so awesome that I have a sex wheeze going on"

by Nanitze May 13, 2014

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Sex Coupons

Coupons you give to your significant other for sexual favors. The coupons are normally non transferable and may be good for "1 Blow job", "1 night of sex", etc. Sex coupons are normally gifted on Birthdays and Christmas. These coupons are rarely honored, unless the issuing party is "in the mood", and the expiration date is basically whenever the issuer deems it to be. Sex coupons are normally given when money is tight, and there is an obligation to give some sort of gift for an occasion.

Also referred to as "Ass Rations"

All my wife gave me for Christmas was a book of Sex coupons."

by Dodgamatic September 17, 2014

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sex chamber

A place where whores (reguardless of gender, age, etc.) gather together and perform sexual acts on one another.

The viewer can call/cater a sex chamber to hire whores to please them and their sexual desires.

by Blairtehkitteh December 22, 2013

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Sex Weak

The feeling of literally not being able to function because you are so weak from sex. You spend the next 4hrs being pathetic and partially retarded

"Hey Olive do you want to see a movie?"

"I can't! I'm so sex weak I can barely move!"

by Tintwistle Tim December 23, 2013

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Sex Humus

The dried, crusty bullshit that stays on your dick and her pussy after sex. Prominent in middle eastern women, especially those with yak pussy.

Atiya and I were fucking real hard last night, and I woke up with this nasty sex humus all over my cock. Her yak pussy was so covered that it turned into a penis flytrap.

by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 6, 2015

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