funny design sock boy

The one loser that wears taco socks to school everyday because he thinks woman find them attractive and unique. He’ll start screaming at you if you ever tell him to wear normal socks likes an average person.

Who is that weirdo who wears weird stupid socks everyday?

Has to be the angry fortnite sweat, funny design sock boy

by Chug Jug Victory Royale King January 18, 2024

Grippy Sock

A sock made of the finest kashmir, filled with minced meat, that the man being uses for masturbating.

"Look at Jack go with thag Grippy Sock! Fapping his best with that sock filled with minced meat. I guess it makes it more real, no?

by Shusky Canine May 24, 2023

Pink Sock

Fuck a girl in the asshole punch her in the back of it tensions her ass, pull out and asshole comes with, around your cock. As a nice sleeve for you to cum in.

“Last night I was feeling depressed than I went over my parent in laws house and pink socked the fuck out of the family dog. My father in-law will be scraping those dingle berries off of that bitches ass for weeks.
That son of a bitch had it cuming. Tell me I’m a disappointment again, see what happens.” - Chad

by KissKingQueen6969 April 8, 2021

Take myself to the sock hop

When a man strokes himself to completion into a sock.

My mom caught me take myself to the sock hop last night! How embarrassing.

by Books and Babies August 11, 2025

Fart in a sock

Using a poor foot sock for covering an erect penis, and holding a fart (semen).

I left a good fart in a sock there on the floor, not to be proud of it. Hope mother won’t find.

by ppllantdaddyy July 30, 2021

Wet sock

Panties after squirting at a friends house

I had a wet sock when my cousin’s friend entered the room

by Rhoknows October 1, 2021

sock rockin

Some thing that is really rockin and great.

'That CD is sock rockin!'
'That film was sock rockin good!'

by Bookie April 26, 2004