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Shower Head

Literally the most amazing feeling I feel bad for those who don’t have one
I love doing stuff with my shower head

Omg same it’s sensational
by FartLicker December 28, 2022
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shhweet

Something dat is so off-da-scale delightful dat you actually wanna "keep it hush-hush".
Examples of da four levels of "sweet":
1. "sweet" --- where a nice girl gives you a long gentle closely-clasping hug; occasionally whispering "snugglez" in each other's ears during da extended arms-around is optional, but makes said dreamily-satisfying embrace even more fulfilling.
2. "shweet" --- where you and da gal also give each other slow-'n'-deep back-rubz and shoulder-scrunchiez while you're standing wif your arms wrapped around each other; rocking back a bit periodically to exchange adoring smiles and tenderly kiss each other's lips is also optional, but again makes said mutually-clasping experience all da more delightful and satisfying.
3. "schweet" --- where you both shed yer upper garments and embrace topless; French-kissing and/or her rubbing yer warm fuzzy chest wif her soft ample boobs are also optional supplementary actions, but take da loving squeeze experience to a whole new level of "schweetness".
4. "shhweet" --- where you both discard ALL of your clothing before rushing headlong into each other's bear-hugging embrace, whereupon da excited gal eagerly "hikes up" and wraps her legs around your waist and you "do it" right there out in da open, totally disregarding da open-mouthed shock of any fellow-human observers who are staring at your wantonly-unfettered PDA-actions in wide-eyed disbelief. (No "optional" affectionate-gesture examples here, since you've already pretty much "run da entire gamut" by unabashedly having a public bouncy-bouncy.)
by QuacksO February 9, 2023
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Shower Gel Paradox

A symptom of showering tierd -

When one showers in a reduced state of awakeness that they momentarily forget the application of shower gel and therefore are caught in an infinite loop of reapplying shower gel.
Mark: Adam was never seen again, legend has it his skin was bright red when they found him.

Leo: Ah the Shower Gel Paradox it's becoming an epidemic.
by MrDeeny May 23, 2023
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shower whiskey

I can’t wait to drink some shower whiskey!
by Workingforaliving May 31, 2023
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Shower power hour

At a party when you steam the shower and or hotbox the bathroom strip to underwear and blast music
Let’s have a shower power hour and go nuts
by Ud rando June 7, 2023
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Showerscaping

Two people unable to be together but very attracted, taking a shower at the same time fantasizing the other person is with them.
That hot babe suggested a showerscaping randevous tonight since we're so far apart
by Danjango April 22, 2023
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shower daddy

the name dale arbus from horrible bosses wanted to use
me: we’re not calling it shower daddy because why you wanna shower with your dad
by i’m spongebob April 23, 2023
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