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taintball 

the official name for a ping pong ball shot out of a strippers snatch
The third taintball Sparkle rocketed out of her vagina landed right in Kyle's drink.
taintball by thepretender1015 June 22, 2012

Taint it 

The act of placing drugs, alcohol, tobacco, or any other substance it ones taint region with the intent to conceal it from others.
Jerry: how am I gonna get this weed through security.

Seuss: just taint it

LaDarius: you have to hide your flask before you go in the game

Chase: that's right, I'll just taint it.
Taint it by PigBat July 20, 2013

taint waffle

A term usaliy used to insult some one about their saggy vaginia.
taint waffle by The1qwert November 22, 2013

Taint cradle 

A pair of women's panties that are made mostly of shear, stringy material.
"Hey my girlfriend just bought a new taint cradle from Victorias Secret." -Mate#1

"A what?" -Mate#2
Medical term for the perineal area.
I have a rash on my taint.
Taint by Hug’n February 11, 2021

flavourful taint 

When someone who hasn’t showered in a while has a super sweaty, smelly taint
Luke hasn’t showered since his 3am circle K shit and his taint smells bad
Luke has such a flavourful taint”