Hard Hatting

Hard hatting is the act of defecating a particularly hard tip of a turd. Oftentimes, this is followed by super soft serve poop, or diarrhea.

Todd says, "Hey man, we gotta get going!"

Gary says, "Yeah, I'll get Bob out of the john."

Knock, knock, knock....

Gary says, "Hey Bob, we gotta get going!"

Bob says, "Hold on! I'm hard hatting in here!"

by Gnat Masterson January 23, 2023

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Laughing Hard Body

Laughing extremely hard, to the point where it may be hard to breathe.

Bro after Matt fell down the stairs, we where Laughing Hard Body.

by Datt Nig March 30, 2011

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Try-hard butthole

A person who makes an ass out of themself by saying or doing something edgy or controversial strictly for attention.

"Why does John keep saying Kobe was a better rapper than Tupac?"

"Because he's a try-hard butthole."

by Gary Van Halen August 27, 2021

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Hard Rocket

The most absolutely stunning girl in the world. A girl that leaves you speechless. A breath taking beauty that makes the world stop. A woman so perfect that she ends the search for anyone else, there’s no need to look anymore because you just found the one.

“Bro, I just found her, she’s a total hard rocket. Drop everything I’m on a mission now”

by Beckett1234 August 31, 2025

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