LART

Luser Attitude Readjustment Tool

1. n. In the collective mythos of scary devil monastery, this is an essential item in the toolkit of every BOFH. The LART classic is a 2x4 or other large billet of wood usable as a club, to be applied upside the head of spammers and other people who cause sysadmins more grief than just naturally goes with the job. Perennial debates rage on alt.sysadmin.recovery over what constitutes the truly effective LART; knobkerries, semiautomatic weapons, flamethrowers, and tactical nukes all have their partisans. Compare clue-by-four.
2. v. To use a LART. Some would add "in malice", but some sysadmins do prefer to gently lart their users as a first (and sometimes final) warning.
3. interj. Calling for one's LART, much as a surgeon might call "Scalpel!".
4. interj. rare Used in flames as a rebuke. "LART! LART! LART!"

I shall LART you appropriatly.

by maxeh May 8, 2003

Lart

Lart is very unknown. It is a noun, adjective, adverb, and anything! It means positivity probably…

You’re looking very Larty today.

by Tax Colletor April 14, 2022

lart

a laughing fart, when you laugh so hard and uncontrollably that you squeeze one out, by accident.

Mark:(telling a really funny joke)
EJ: omg omg rotfl lol omg oh shit i just larted

by Mark P Rich January 19, 2008

Lart

To laugh and pass wind (fart) simultaneously.

Hey Jude, what was that suspicious sound that came from your buttock while you were laughing? I'm sorry Peter, i larted!

by Vilem Benjamin L. October 6, 2005

lart

1. When one laughs so hard they fart. (Laugh + Fart= Lart.)

Joslyn's laughter turned to shame when a loud lart shot out of her arse.

by Joslyn Kloehn January 4, 2009

Lart

Painting landscapes.

A lartist a landscape painter

by brianturbo March 19, 2021

Lart

(La-rt) Lart is a substance from the flaps of middle aged men. Its made of crust and accumulated sweat and grease created a brick

“BRO UR A FUCKING LOON”,
“AND UR A GOOFY LART”.

by Jewstain Karna March 3, 2018