Family Tree's

it’s when you leave pee residue in the bottom of a cup and you THOUGHT it made the trash can in your dads bathroom and then he tweaks and finds the cup puts it up, and after 3 years he is fiendin for wax so bad he goes through the bathroom cabinet and finds the cup with weird old jelly pee so before asking anyone what it is or if he can do it, he does a dab of it.

Omg I can't believe Carly's Dad smoked her family Tree's

by SlimeJGrxxn May 19, 2022

Apple Tree

When you put a smart watch on a guys dick to check its pulse.

Kenith was curious if his dick had a pulse so I Apple Treed him and saw it had a pulse of 106 bpm.

by MikeyRoyale May 19, 2022

pan tree

A big apple tree, but instead of apples on it, there's pans on it.

The gardener picks the fresh pans off the pan tree.

by AStrunkMan69 May 25, 2022

On The Joshua Tree

An expression reinforcing or questioning the validity of a statement. Used in the same way as "on god" or "fr".

"bro those guys suck lmao"-broy
"on the joshua tree" - bris

by TheHandOfBoxes June 4, 2022

Tree

The thing we need more of and should probably stop chopping down

Wow that tree is so pretty, so glad it gives us oxygen to BREATHE

by Flipthetable March 12, 2022

Circle family tree

A family tree that had something incestuous happen (e.x: Parent marrying their child).

Damn thats a circle family tree

by AstroIsOffline March 13, 2022

Tree's son

when a perons pp is so big that it looks like a baby tree

damn son whered you find that.

Tree's son

by GiantPPMaster March 16, 2022