Wedge Salad

When a person sticks their tongue into a pussy or ass of another person through their undergarment; sort of a tongue wedgie.

Dude I totally wedge saladed this chick's fuckholes through her super tiny lace thong.

by Bumpah Skiah April 30, 2024

Double Salad Toss

When two of your partners lick both your anus hole and testicles at the same time

That Double Salad Toss you guys gave me last felt fucking great! I fuckin loved it!

by DogOfDeviance May 12, 2024

Picasso Salad

A messed up looking pussy, but tight and wet as fuck

Man... That girl I saw last night had a Picasso Salad...

by Sir__Cums_Alot May 18, 2024

Cuck Salad

The act of preforming cunnilingus on your female partner after another male ejaculates inside of her

Can't wait for Ted to prepare my cuck salad for me tonight.

by The Amazing Cuck May 23, 2024

geeker salad

Another name for K2 or synthetic weed

Zack took too many hits of that geeker salad last night and ran into oncoming traffic!

by Aggressively high February 13, 2024

Minnesota Salad

Generally a marshmallow and jello based salad with carrot shavings and orange slices. It usually sits behind a deli counter glass window. It never gets ordered but because it’s company policy to carry this ridiculous salad: they just keep it rotating in the deli case for weeks. It has a long shelf life due to all that sugar and jello. Mostly appeals to old people or Mormon potlucks.

Deli clerk: “Would you be in interested in a Minnesota salad?”
Customer: “god no! It looks like it’s a few months old!”

by Twunk102 February 15, 2024

Tossed Salad

Tossed Salad is cunnilingus. The labia are the salad and they are tossed with the tongue.

I went to her house for dinner and ended up having tossed salad.

by Trussetyv February 23, 2024