Red Flag Salad

When a woman gives you so many simultaneous warnings that she’s a crazy-toxic-narcissist, that saying you saw a single red flag just isn’t enough.

She was an hour late, didn’t apologize, ordered the most expensive dish on the menu and stared at her phone the whole time…just a straight up red flag salad with a raspberry vinaigrette.

by NoahGreen April 18, 2024

communibate

To utilize a modern communication device or software beyond necessity to a level of unhealthy immediate personal gratification.

How can you expect to do well on such a big test if you're going to communibate on your twitter all night.

by NoahGreen January 02, 2012

Kriptone

When a person’s embarrassment is amplified by their own actions.

Eric stood there, frozen while the entire cafeteria laughed at his homemade sweater. Instead of simply walking away, Eric pulled a massive kriptone by loudly declaring his sweater’s superiority to every other sweater in the school.

by NoahGreen October 13, 2022