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Red Flag Salad

When a woman gives you so many simultaneous warnings that she’s a crazy-toxic-narcissist, that saying you saw a single red flag just isn’t enough.
She was an hour late, didn’t apologize, ordered the most expensive dish on the menu and stared at her phone the whole time…just a straight up red flag salad with a raspberry vinaigrette.
by NoahGreen April 18, 2024
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Kriptone

When a person’s embarrassment is amplified by their own actions.
Eric stood there, frozen while the entire cafeteria laughed at his homemade sweater. Instead of simply walking away, Eric pulled a massive kriptone by loudly declaring his sweater’s superiority to every other sweater in the school.
by NoahGreen October 13, 2022
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communibate

To utilize a modern communication device or software beyond necessity to a level of unhealthy immediate personal gratification.
How can you expect to do well on such a big test if you're going to communibate on your twitter all night.
by NoahGreen January 2, 2012
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