stingray dentist

An asexual dentist. Usually female. And too smart for any possible mates

Is that stingray dentist going to take her little brother to school tomorrow and make sure he gets a college education?

by Jumpingchaos March 08, 2024

momma's spicy greens

Why the whole family is busy flushing after Sunday dinner

Hurry up in the bathroom jerk! We all had momma's spicy greens damnit

by Jumpingchaos March 08, 2024

good hair vs Bad hair

Great place to troll for trout

That bar is full of good hair vs Bad hair angst

by Jumpingchaos March 08, 2024

Jackie's husband

A true Godly man. Able to tolerate huge amounts of self righteous non stop pyscho babble. Odd because shes a roller skating waitress at a drive up burger joint

Man, Jackie's husband is going to get half and the kids she keeps it up. He so deserves it. He's an amazing father. He deserves better treatment. I admire his patience

by Jumpingchaos March 08, 2024

a true Brittany

The hottest girl in town. Who constantly ignores you. Steals your girl friend. And laughs all the way to the bank. And it's really smart to. Dammit

See that boss bitch over there. The one standing next to a true Brittany.

by Jumpingchaos March 08, 2024

national public radio

The lefts answer to Fox news

Does God really listen to national public radio? Hell nah, he has forsaken then for being so thirsty

by Jumpingchaos March 08, 2024

Jackie's green bean salad

The reason to avoid Christmas gatherings

No way I'm going to Christmas, last time I ate Jackie's green bean salad I had to go to the hospital and get a penicillin shot

by Jumpingchaos March 08, 2024