Jumpingchaos's definitions

good hair vs Bad hair

Great place to troll for trout

That bar is full of good hair vs Bad hair angst

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

denture flossing

Thinking you all that even with no dentures

Fook boi think he's denture flossing again

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

Tunisha's eyes

Simply the prettiest eyes in the world.

Have you seen tunisha's eyes!;)

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

isn't there a height requirement for Police

Obviously not looking at this mini Chad

I asked the cop that pulled me over isn't there a height requirement for Police? Now I need a good injury lawyer

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

why does my family treat me like a red headed step child

Because I'm white, autistic, ADHD, kind, good, loving, ALWAYS right, and their golden girl wants me so bad she calls me God 🤦🏻 ♂️🧘🏻 ♂️

Why does my family treat me like a red headed step child, I talk good!

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

stingray dentist

An asexual dentist. Usually female. And too smart for any possible mates

Is that stingray dentist going to take her little brother to school tomorrow and make sure he gets a college education?

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

popo casserole

Getting the popo to go on a snipe hunt

I really fed those frat boys some popo casserole

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024