Jumpingchaos's definitions

isn't there a height requirement for Police

Obviously not looking at this mini Chad

I asked the cop that pulled me over isn't there a height requirement for Police? Now I need a good injury lawyer

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

popo casserole

Getting the popo to go on a snipe hunt

I really fed those frat boys some popo casserole

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

national public radio

The lefts answer to Fox news

Does God really listen to national public radio? Hell nah, he has forsaken then for being so thirsty

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

dedloaferlights

Thirsty gay men who won't listen when you say no

That fool gonna be dedloaferlights next time he follows me into the bathroom. No means no thirsty bitch

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

good hair vs Bad hair

Great place to troll for trout

That bar is full of good hair vs Bad hair angst

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

stingray dentist

An asexual dentist. Usually female. And too smart for any possible mates

Is that stingray dentist going to take her little brother to school tomorrow and make sure he gets a college education?

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

popo I.D. check

When you lose your I.D . And bring the popo with you too the pawn shop to hock your girl friends speakers

I had the popo I.D. check at the pawn shop today. Had them vouch for my identity as I hocked his sister's speakers

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024