Jumpingchaos's definitions

popo I.D. check

When you lose your I.D . And bring the popo with you too the pawn shop to hock your girl friends speakers

I had the popo I.D. check at the pawn shop today. Had them vouch for my identity as I hocked his sister's speakers

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

smart Hollywood model

Fictional character. No such puppy exists

I met a smart Hollywood model, she was trying to find the gas tank on her Tesla

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

Credit card call center girl

Girl that works at your bank and blocks your credit card you need an increase on to pay for a weekend with your sugar baby.

So instead you hit on her because she sounds fine as hell with tig ol bitties

Damn that credit card call center girl just cock blocked me. Might as well throw some love at her. Sure she had no life other than drinking. She works at a bank. Who could blame her and she is a call girl

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

national public radio

The lefts answer to Fox news

Does God really listen to national public radio? Hell nah, he has forsaken then for being so thirsty

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

stingray dentist

An asexual dentist. Usually female. And too smart for any possible mates

Is that stingray dentist going to take her little brother to school tomorrow and make sure he gets a college education?

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

dedloaferlights

Thirsty gay men who won't listen when you say no

That fool gonna be dedloaferlights next time he follows me into the bathroom. No means no thirsty bitch

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

trick shot model

Model or diorama representative of a model who can play basketball

Did you see that model dunk that basketball! Now thats a trick shot model !

Now can someone please tell her Tesla's don't have gas tanks

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024