Squinty Tits

Squinty tits (noun): A slang term for a female's breasts, especially when her nipples are uneven and resemble squinting eyes. The term is often used in a playful or humorous way, and it is not meant to be taken seriously.

Here are some examples of how the term "squinty tits" can be used in a sentence:

"She had the most amazing squinty tits."
"I love your squinty tits."
"My squinty tits are always cold."
"I'm going to go get a massage for my squinty tits."
"My squinty tits are the best part of me."

by Squinterz April 11, 2023

tit canal

The channel created by pressing two large tits together for various liquors or other beverages to flow through before entering the drinker's mouth.

Wow, did you see how much tequila they poured down that stripper's tit canal! TJ is going to be so wasted!

by Nick "The Slasher" McGurk December 8, 2022

Bitch tits

When someone *normal birth givers* have huge saggy chesticals

My grandmother has bitch tits

by Adolf nigler July 31, 2023

Toss the tit

Pretty much a game for suburban moms where you toss your boob implants at each other and whoever gets knocked out last wins

"Hey Susan!! Lets go play toss the tit at Karens house!"
"Yess!! Imma post it on facebook with a minion meme background!"

by Skinnypenis101010 October 30, 2019

Tit meal

one large breast on a plate

"do u want anything mate"
"yeah grab me a tit meal bruv"

by Large cod and chips November 15, 2020

that shit is the tits

When one is describing something that is the best of the best. Something that is very high quality and/or exceedingly enjoyable.

"Have you tried the pad thai here? That shit is the tits"

by Chlopdx November 25, 2020

tit reel

a form of torture inflicted on a woman tits, when you tie leather or strig around some tits and pull really hard.

can also be used in sex.

woman: tit reel me, daddy
man: yes maam

by grcfhvjklthrcjnrihfvj8nhvfhntu December 29, 2020