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Monkey bars 

Pressed Xanax bars like the ones with Fentanyl in them that are much cheaper to make
Yo I got those monkey bars for the low

monkey booba troglodite 

The most beautiful and sexy person to ever exist. Perfect and lovely in every way
MY WIFE IS A MONKEY BOOBA TROGLODITE

Monkey-Man 

A man that climbs trees, eats bees and takes a knee for his woman. His woman is unknown but he swears she is real. He also loves nutella filled banana's.
Monkey-Man is a man, too!
Monkey-Man by Shy~Girl February 19, 2023

Monkey-Man 

Monkey-Man is a man that climbs trees, eats bees, and full of fleas. He loves nutella filled banana's and is loved by all the girls on spinchat. Most won't admit that.
Monkey-Man is that man.
Monkey-Man by Shy~Girl February 19, 2023

Monkey Cupping 

The act of shitting in your hand and throwing it when there is no other option.
“Why did you throw your shit instead of going to the toilet?” “Dude, it’s called monkey cupping
Monkey Cupping by BBunns March 3, 2023

monkey cracker 

a black and white person (more commonly female)
"You're such a monkey cracker!"
person 1: "what are you? i'm asian!" person 2: "Wow!! i'm a monkey cracker. 😆"
monkey cracker by PRI777 March 19, 2023