by N. Mason April 26, 2011
Get the Monkey-Man mug.A man that climbs trees, eats bees and takes a knee for his woman. His woman is unknown but he swears she is real. He also loves nutella filled banana's.
Monkey-Man is a man, too!
by Shy~Girl February 19, 2023
Get the Monkey-Man mug.Monkey-Man is a man that climbs trees, eats bees, and full of fleas. He loves nutella filled banana's and is loved by all the girls on spinchat. Most won't admit that.
Monkey-Man is that man.
by Shy~Girl February 19, 2023
Get the Monkey-Man mug.by Sharpley December 16, 2007
Get the monkey man mug.In the spring of 2001, in New Delhi India, people began to report strange sightings and attacks of a 'monkey-man.'The police released a corny cartoonish sketch of the monkey-like attacker, who 'had claws for hands,' and went about jumping around the streets and alleys attacking innocent people as they slept. Fear and paranoia struck New Delhi as hundreds of reports came in about monkey-man attacks. Neighbors formed vigilante groups, the police formed a special unit, and politicians accused pakistan of sending a robot spy. All of this took place, reported on CNN, ABC, NBC, and David Letterman even had a top ten list about the nefarious Monkey-Man of India. People actually died. People were injured, but to this day, nobody really knows what 'monkey-man' really was. Later police, after taking part in the hysteria themselves, declared Monkey-Man a hoax.
by sternwise September 30, 2006
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The overly large guy on the door of a club or bar who prevents entry to the establishment and breaks up fights. Not usually too bright. More braun, less brain.
Johno "Des, you wasn't at da club last night"
Des "Nah, monkey man didn't like my shoes, entry was denied"
Des "Nah, monkey man didn't like my shoes, entry was denied"
by Shano October 26, 2006
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