Wankatronic 

Something so incredibly uncoolthat it should never be said in the company of others.

Guy 1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Guy 2: Oh! Don't tell that joke, it is soo wankatronic!

Wankatronic by Jack De April 24, 2008

Wankerstank

A stinky whore with a fishy vagina

Bob -I went out with a wankerstank last night.
Bill - Was she free?
Bob - Yes.
Bill - Really? I have to pay for mine

Wankerstank by Leann/Grace April 21, 2008

wankbasin 

A basin into which you wank; A person who reminds you of the basin in to which you wank

That wankbasin reminds me of my wankbasin

wankbasin by Afatbeardedfellow June 2, 2008

Wankmare 

An incident that usually occurs when one is masturbating and a member of family or somebody who is generally undesirable pops into the said persons head.

"Jesus Christ, I've just had a 'Wankmare' involving my Grandmother."

Wankmare by FrankSkinner'smate January 26, 2009

wankstablishment 

A venue that is full of pretentious wankers.

Guy 1 : Hey did you want to check out that new bar? I think we'll need to wear slacks and nice shoes.

Guy 2 : Sounds like a bit of a wankstablishment to me. Let's just go to the pub and watch the game.

wankstablishment by Balkan Warrior March 14, 2009

wankerstation 

A wankerstation is the chair or place that you wank off in.

Dude! Don't sit there, thats my wankerstation!
Your what?
My wankerstation. I beat my meat sitting in that chair.

wankerstation by chaseTHEg August 1, 2009

Wankwizard 

A wizard of wankery. Someone who can wank almost without end. They may be able to spuzz in excess of five times in one hour, which is rather useful when partaking in intercourse with a woman who can achieve multiple orgasms.

Wow dude, don't even try to out-wank him, he's a total wankwizard.

Wankwizard by YeldarbLlewkcalb November 19, 2011