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chav fish 

A chav fish is a chav that is also a fish, or vice versa. The difficulty of putting a hoodie on and drinking and smoking when you have flippers and live underwater is pointed out to them, but they don't understand; they only have a three second memory and are really stupid, because they are chavs.
The average IQ of a chav is lower than that of a fish.
"Hey chav fish, how are you?"
"Glug glug weed glug glug off you glug glug burbury glug."
chav fish by VoeJoe January 30, 2009
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Watch the Fish 

v. The act of expecting something spectacular to happen only to have a very disapointing and lousy result. It was first said by Homer Simspon while showing his family is "anti-bulglar device" that involved a lot of string and a fish in a bowl. "Watch the fish, Marge. Watch the fish" were Homer's words just before the bulglar went through the mail slot and stole the fish, thus providing a disapointing climax.
My friend wanted to show me this trick on his skateboard but he just ended up making me watch the fish.
Watch the Fish by Poet X December 28, 2005

Fighting Hell Fish 

The most elite infantry company of WWII lead by Sergeant Abe Simpson
The Fighting Hell Fish will end you.

Prolly A Fish 

This is a term used by cave creek 'bros' or 'breas' It is used loosely but usually is replacing the world yes or probably. Can be shortened to just 'prolly' but so not as hardcore. If you say this you should drink alot, wear bandanas, have SRH snickered up cars, and either be or have bro hoes.
Bro 1: Are you going to Jenns sick party?
Bro2: Prolly. Prolly a fish. You?
Prolly A Fish by HanCan October 20, 2008

One Fish Bukkake

A fish (salmon) shown on the popular British documentary 'Natures greatest events'. The fish viewed on this show produced a huge amount of semen which surrounded fellow female salmon causing a mass bukkake, hense the 'One Fish Bukkake'
Friend 1 - Dude did you see how much cum came out that fish?

Friend 2 - Yeah thats the one fish bukkake

..........................................

Friend 1 - Dude i blew a huge load on that girls face earlier

Friend 2 - Just like the one fish bukkake

Floppy Fish 

When the penis of a male seems floppy during intercorse
"I don't understand why his penis seemed so floppy fish during sex today"
Floppy Fish by Antifloppyfish October 9, 2013