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The Obama 

A sexual position named for President Barack Obama.

It starts with one woman/man laying on his/her back on a bed and the other partner holding both legs out like an arrow. With every thrust, the bed moves forward. Both chant, "Yes We Can."
I used the Obama on Julie last night and she came 10 times.
The Obama by cheapfuzz November 12, 2012

The Offspring 

A punk rock band with a lot of good songs. Has sadly been picked up by "punk" emo Gen Z'rs. Give the greatest hits album a listen.

Was featured heavily in Crazy Taxy.
Person 1: Hey man you listen to the Offspring?
Person 2: Yeah, they have some classics.
Person 3: Damn straight.
The Offspring by Hirsc January 22, 2018

Out with the old, in with the new

Phrase said by chrisfix aka Torque Nazi

Said when taking an old part out, and putting a new one in
Out with the old, in with the new!

russell the one eyed wonder muscle 

Russell's name thanks to Jimmy going on penis.com in the computer lab in school.Refers to the fact that he is a whore and can be used to talk about someone besides Russell.
Look, it's Russell the one eyed wonder muscle!

He's totally bein' Russell the one eyed wonder muscle.

playing for the other team 

a big, fat HOMO
After Mike hit that last night, he's switched sides and is playing for the other team now.

the old people smell 

The pungent miasma of cedar and mothballs that emanates within confined spaces such as elevators, bathrooms, buses, and taxi cabs after they have been occupied by old people.
I puked my Zellers burger onto the floor because the place reeked of old people smell.
Man, had to let off a dutch hand grenade to clear the air of the old people smell.
the old people smell by Daz May 13, 2005