Hirsc's definitions

The Offspring

A punk rock band with a lot of good songs. Has sadly been picked up by "punk" emo Gen Z'rs. Give the greatest hits album a listen.

Was featured heavily in Crazy Taxy.

Person 1: Hey man you listen to the Offspring?
Person 2: Yeah, they have some classics.
Person 3: Damn straight.

by Hirsc January 22, 2018

Mountain Dew

Extra-Extra Virgin Olive Oil consumed by gamers, incels, and boomers who can't stomach monster. Actually tastes pretty good. Sometimes shortened to "Dew".

Friend 1: Hey bro wanna shred some Diablo and drink some Mountain Dew tonight?
Friend 2: Hell yeah!

by Hirsc October 20, 2018