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1-year cliff

The term used to describe the need to change your job approximately every 1 year, either due to intrinsic desires or due to being pushed out by a manager or boss
I hit my 1-year cliff at Apple before switching to Microsoft
by ihatefeggings June 23, 2023
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eight year old

A person who loves screening in Fortnite and Xbox love to ruin it and think they are funny, also usually very racist and somehow doing your mother even though you haven’t heard from this cringe child ever. Calling you gay and furry every second and eats Doritos and screams when parents don’t give him the iPad.
Bro, yesterday I met this eight year old on Xbox live and he said he did my mom, but I told him I’m an orphan and he muted!
by Mr. dickenballs June 27, 2023
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12 year old

horny cosplayers. Also the age where puberty starts to kick in, its not a good age, at this age you get access to lots of apps on the app store or play store, also at this age you start to think you are so mature even though you are really just a underaged horny little shit
at this age you already know multiple things your parents rather you don't know and you also become dirty minded, you have a huge friend group or are socially awkward and you have an unhealthy obsession with not doing your work and sleeping most of the time
you don't go out that much either
a 12 year old in 2019 is born in 2007 or late-2006
a 12 year old in 2020 is born in 2008 or late-2007
a 12 year old in 2021 is born in 2009 or late-2008
a 12 year old in 2022 is born in 2010 or late-2009
a 12 year old in 2023 is born in 2011 or late-2010
a 12 year old in 2024 is born in 2012 or late-2011
we getting old
by lonelywinter July 15, 2023
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13 year old

Some of them are dumb some aren't, some are horny 24/7, and some aren't.

(13 year old lore)
Some random 13 year old when they lay back in their chair: Man I just wanna f**k already
by Tuxtan July 16, 2023
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36 year old

a destructive species living on earth for atleast 36 years, and they are typically found in
A. infesting roblox and fortnite making it completely unsafe
B. living in their mom's basement while eating hot pockets that burn their mouth
C. sleeping all day

D. at work actually doing their jobs
E. with their friends causing drama in between multiple relatives for no reason
F. trying to download some illegal stuff or do lines of coke
36 year olds are dangerous stay away from them
by lonelywinter July 20, 2023
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Yesterday Year

Bro Yesterday Year I had some ashwaganda
by Paron Gurgyan July 31, 2023
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Fortnight-Year

A period of time that spans 2 years.
To put this into perspective, a fortnight is a span of two weeks and this is just like that, but for years (not weeks).
It's been about a fortnight-year ago, since you broke up with me, do you want to make up now?
This guy has been cheating on his girlfriend for a fortnight-year, and it's only now that I've realized that fact.
by BM99 July 30, 2024
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