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Shorts Job

When a girl rubs her ass all over your cock while wearing shorts, preferably of a soft, pleasurable material, bringing you to orgasm.
She pushed me onto the bed, climbed on top of me and straddled my thighs. She leaned above my head and tied my wrists to the bars of the headboard with a red sash. She pulled down my underwear, revealing my giant, throbbing cock. She was wearing a white sports bra and silky, soft, white shorts. She slid forward along my body, placing her hands on my abdomen and my cock behind her shorts-clad butt. She slid her butt up and down my shaft.

The soft texture of her silky smooth shorts was incredibly stimulating as it slid along my cock. It was too much pleasure for me to handle. Intense pressure rushed through my cock as I sprayed copious amounts of cum, her ass and shorts still sliding up and down my shaft. She gave me an amazing shorts job.
Shorts Job by GirlsTyingUpGuys February 23, 2022
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Speckled Paint Job 

Diarrhea that sprays all over the toilet bowl, creating a speckled effect on the white porcelain.
Last night after alcohol and Taco Bell I did a speckled paint job on the toilet, and it burnt my asshole.
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reverse door job 

See Door job;
Same as Door job; but when you lay someone the fuck out when they knock on your door.
"Ryann knocked on Sean's door. Sean reverse door jobbed him"
reverse door job by Sean Perera December 25, 2007

brown nose job

when a certain task is designed to look good for someone else, invariably a boss and you want extra points
look at mr suckup doing a brown nose job for the boss
brown nose job by jaffaw July 16, 2009

Finch Henry Job Corps 

This is a place deep down in the south that you couldn't find if you wanted to. You have staff fucking students, students fucking students. Staff stealing money, students stealing socks, panties, shirts and your name. You got staff drilling the importantance of doing unrelated bullshit that has nothing to do with the "real world"!!!! The students are super fake and messy, but the damn staff is 3x worse. And the whole time you stay the staff fill you up with false hopes and lies because when at all boils down and the shit hit the fan IT'S ALL ABOUT THE DAMN NUMBERS!!!!!
you see something thats stupid at Finch henry Job corps you ask:
Where they do that?

and someone else say:
only at Finch Henry

Phoenix Flame Job 

When you get so horny, that you forget the lube, masturbate, and you go so fast, that it hurts and the skin on your cock gets really hot, and even tears. This is the result of no sex or just no life and loneliness. The name comes from it being so hot, and it sucks. Yeah...
Joey was so fat and horny, that he gave himself a Phoenix Flame Job.

Ramapo Plow Job 

To finish on a girl's face, then proceed to lick half of your cum off of her, while leaving the other half there to dry up.
Me: Did you give that girl you brought back from the village last night a Ramapo Plow Job?

Greg: Hell yeah. I RPJed all over that bitch.
Ramapo Plow Job by TheRoadRunner February 28, 2014