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Tuttle

1. To malfuntion
2.To be uncomfertable around women
3.To play WoW to an execive amount and loose all friends.
4. To be so computer oriented his friends need to get him a girl
Tyler was tuttleing today with Nia.
Tyler was a tuttleing fool.
Tyler stop tuttleing and get off the computer
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Turdle

Turdle - The action of side stepping or jumping over animal feces or worse.... while out and about in public if you come across a huge log behind the bar or restaurant, where you have to take an lifesaving leap.
Mom, I had to make a Turdle to exit the bedroom this morning, that bad dog Rover left a huge steaming pile.


Dude, did you see that huge log I had to Turdle after leaving the bar. I mean they do have bathrooms inside.
by MrSnoopy November 5, 2008
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Used to describe a very small and Ugly Penis
girl 1:"I saw mike naked...he's been skinny dipping with snapping turtles."

girl 2: "That small huh?"

girl 1: "yeah...I had a hard time not laughing."
by grizzlyjack July 6, 2010
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turtled

the act of being followed by someone.
turtle followed them to chipotle during lunch today.

ahh man i just got turtled
by pickles32 December 12, 2009
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

The charming and some what ridiculous adventure of four giant talking turtles!

It all starts when some kid decides to buy four turtles, name them after famous artists and flush them down a massive toilet one after the other!

Now is this the end of our heroes? ooh no! the sewers happen to be radioactive, because what sewer is complete without being radioactive I ask you?

And does this radioactivity Ionise their cells and give them cancer? ooh no! it makes them grow massive, stand upright, de-evolves their shell to the point of being useless and evolves their vocal cords so they can speak! oh the wonders of radioactivity!

Now, in these crazy sewers they find a giant rat who can speak English! and does this rat attack them? ooh no! it becomes their master and teaches them Kung fU, THEN IT ARMS THE TURTLES WITH WEAPONS!

Now, do the turtles have revenge upon the heartless child who flushed them down the toilet? ooh no! the child is forgiven and they start a war with a bunch of SHADOW WARRIORS oooooh! because fighting is fun!

and that pretty much concludes the story of the teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Bob: Hey Terry! you seen those Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

Terry: Yeh, the story is so realistic isnt it?

Bob: I KNOW! I cant believe it isnt real!
by Maniacishere February 28, 2010
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Tertle

One who's flamboyance is so overwhelming that it detracts from their overall personality and character.
Man, I met this guy at the club who was such a tertle. I tried talking to him but he wouldnt stop hitting on me.
by trevvedup November 29, 2018
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Turtley

Self referential.

Turtley derives from the phrase "Turtles all the way down", a cosmological reference to an infinite regression belief about the nature of the universe.
Fibonacci sequences are turtley.
by Josh Cronemeyer August 23, 2008
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