i keep seeing divorced dad energy 

pls urban dictionairy i dont care about divorced dad energy im not a divorced dad gfyqqygwfwh
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me: i keep seeing divorced dad energy
Urban dictionairy: divorced dad energy
me: pls let my family go

i keep seeing divorced dad energy by hannahlolywhosteesyd December 2, 2022

You're cool! Nah, you're gay with your dad! 

A funny thing you say to make fun of somebody

Ryan to Sebastien: "You're cool! Nah, you're gay with your dad!"

You're cool! Nah, you're gay with your dad! by Savona January 4, 2008

Plant Dad 

People who live in an actual jungle, most likely a democrat and gay. If they're British they'd vote for the Green Party. Some of them are phoney fakes tho, imagine have to get artificial plants instead of real ones 🤮

"omg look at my room, im literally a plant dad lol"

Plant Dad by not a plant dad December 6, 2021

Uncle Dad 

An Uncle Dad is an ill-educated, likely inbred individual most likely of Southern heritage. They require long, detailed explanations to understand even the simplest of concepts. They are painfully stupid and thick. The copious consumption of homemade libations such as moonshine, white lightning and "apple pie" only serve to kill more brain cells, making the Uncle Dad even more logically impaired and inclined to do stupid things.

Oh, man, that Uncle Dad can't seem to understand the words coming out of my mouth. I'd love to have a video camera when he tries that bass fishing with dynamite thing though.

Uncle Dad by elysian69 April 12, 2016

dick'dad

A variation of dick'ead (scally way of saying dickhead) where the dickhead in question acts in a father like manner where they do things such as keeping their phones in cases or calling a ps2 a gameboy

Seun:I got a txt message, better take my phone out of my case and read it
Scally: Ey, what r u doing dick'dad, u are a worser horror

dick'dad by Gwambi Majambi October 23, 2005

glad dad 

An older man who expects he will soon have intercourse.

Check out glad dad over there; he thinks he's getting a blow job during the drive home.

glad dad by papa k dub February 20, 2009

Guilty Dad

A dad that is divorced from your mum and doesnt live with you/doesn't see you much or has done something bad in the past which means he tries to make it up to you excessively with being nice- giving lifts, buying things, giving money.

The child usually plays this to their advantage.

'Is your Dad really willing to take us all that way and pick us up at 3 in the morning?'
'yeh, guilty Dad'

'Can you get us a lift?'
'Yeh i'm at my dads this weekend so can. Guilty dad init'

'WOW! You've got the new iPhone?!'
'yep, guilty dad'

Guilty Dad by GuiltyChild March 16, 2010