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take it to the house 

I asked where to bring the couch, she said "Take it to the house."
take it to the house by MontBlanc September 21, 2003

take a shot in the mouth 

To act like, or say that you indeed like or love the band Nickelback in order to bed a hottie of the opposite sex.
Slim: "Yo Dan, you see that fine piece of ass over there with the Nickelback shirt on."
Dan: "Yeah, I'd take a shot in the mouth in order to give her the rectal thermometer.

take a whiz 

BRB, I need to take a whiz.
take a whiz by ichikuun November 7, 2013

Take it slow 

1: A bullshit line used by females and sometimes males to avoid a full commitment . In many cases when this term is used it's because the orator has had many shitty relationships in the past and therefore bases all current relationships on her poor choices from her past.
2: A bullshit line used by females that are still fucking with an ex or their baby daddy.
1: Yeah I'm talking to this new girl . I like her alot. But she told me she wants to take it slow because of some bullshit that happened with one of her exes.
2: This girl I'm talking to said she wanted to take it slow. .... arrrrgh what a bummer . She's probably still fucking her baby daddy.

Take A Bath 

To drink an alcoholic beverage, preferably in a hotel bathroom.
Hey Matthew, want to quick take a bath with me?
Take A Bath by Dick Wiggle May 30, 2016

take a number 

1. to wait in line
2. to jot down a girl's number
3. to steal a math book
"Yo, take a number, foo, can't you sees that I'm busy?"
"Hey, did you take a number from her?"
"The only reason I went to class was to take a number"
take a number by Peon October 12, 2004