french bread

bens yellow

i wanna be a mod cause french breads my yellow

by im not ben January 22, 2022

French Guy

Wee wee! Awh hawh hawh!

Hym "I think he's mad we called his wife a whore by way of extension..."

Iam "Hey, you hear about that french guy who wanted to wait to have sex until marriage and after the two of them got married she divorced him immediately for not having a big enough weiner?"

Hym "Yeah, I did! That was crazy! I guess that why waiting until marriage is a stupid idea. Have half of your shit taken away from you for not having a big enough dick? That is wild."

Iam "Yeah. Tell me about it. You hear that they had to ban home paternity test because they found that 33% of men taking them were raising kids that were not their own?"

Hym "Really? Well, aren't you just a wealth of knowledge today"

Iam ☺️

Hym "Now get back to work!"

Iam 😑

by Hym Iam May 18, 2022

Texas French Fry

A fat, messy line of cocaine.

“Why’s Chris so talkative tonight?”

“He snorted a Texas French Fry at the pre-game.”

“Yeah that sounds like him.”

by LogiBogy May 20, 2022

French fry hairs

French fry hairs are the male versions of noodles hairs. They are all over roblox and are uphillers. They are slowly catching up us dahoodians must stay focused.

These annoying ass french fry hairs reported me for not giving them money on dh

by ii.tiara May 25, 2022

French Fist

The insertion of the fist into a man's urethra

It is my boyfriend's birthday, so I'm giving him a French Fist tonight

by Teenita May 28, 2022

French Kebab

The act of one woman getting penetrated in her asshole by a baguette so long that it goes up through her mouth, creating a kebab.

"Dude, I met this freaky girl from France and she totally asked me to French Kebab her!"

The night before:
"Oui oui, papa!"

by Alma Holzhert June 2, 2022

french

the language spoken by baguette people

i speak french because i'm a baguette guy

by fahdawy June 5, 2022