When you soak your tampons in only the finest French champagnes. Such as a Salon Blanc de Blancs Le Mesnil-sur-Oger 2002. or a Pol Roger Sir Winston Churchill. Chilled is best, the champagne and the tampon.

"J'ai trempé mon tampon uniquement dans le meilleur champagne français" - How you tell people you are doing the French Tampon.

The French Tampon by Le Chatouilleur Français March 7, 2023

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the French pencil

When you are going to have sex with a ugly women, but your penis can't get fully hard. You proceed to have sex with a half chub and have to live with the regret. Hopefully your friends don't find out.

I really needed some last night, but I had to give her the French pencil. She was rough...

the French pencil by Doc Johnson 710 April 8, 2023

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Colorado French Omelet

When you pass a raw egg through a kiss WITHOUT breaking the yolk.

Bro, I just saw Avery and Lilly pull off a Colorado French Omelet!

Colorado French Omelet by The Real Jorge Avila August 8, 2023

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Real French crime

After consuming an excessive amount of cannabis, wine, and cigarettes with a woman until she’s almost blacked out, you violate her with brutal anal sex and manage to make her believe the next day that it was consensual.

Jimmy: "Yo, mate, how did you do her last night, then?"
Chad: "Um, it was like a real French crime... you know what I mean?"

Real French crime by aliberry August 15, 2023

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