A compact totebox on wheels that doubles as a portable break room and carryall which houses the necesarry items to facilitate all current and unforseen medical situations as well as sustenance to manage life critical conditions such as pre diabetes and or Runaway Thyroid Disorder A.K.A. RTD.
This handy device immediately excuses its user from any and all immediate duties in order to attend
such emergencies on site. When used correctly, the Crandlebox appears as a guardian symbol to protect against any discriminatory practices with its looming threat of liability. A very effective shield against any questioning authority.
This handy device immediately excuses its user from any and all immediate duties in order to attend
such emergencies on site. When used correctly, the Crandlebox appears as a guardian symbol to protect against any discriminatory practices with its looming threat of liability. A very effective shield against any questioning authority.
Little miss MAGA locks sat on her Crandlebox eating her curds and whey; along came a manager and sat down beside her and asked "Are you going to do any work today?"
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He was cranking the horse crazy style like a desperate cowboy milking thunder from the sky, each stroke a plea to the gods of lust and loneliness. I left the room a changed man.
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