Flashbang

When a white person wears all white clothing; especially if they have blonde hair.

Person 1: Hey look at this new winter coat I just got
Person 2: All white? You're gonna flashbang someone at this rate

by Mmorana November 7, 2025

flashbang word

exactly what is says N-word H-word may mean niGGr word or hiTLer word

jazz face words that give you something shiney temporarily to blow sharts at people with

The liberal villain wanted to escape so she finally said the forbidden and no-no word she N-worded the whole audience to damned them shocked with her clintonized flashbang word!

by sinrlifemattrs November 9, 2025

Flashtism

People that love the flash and have autism.

I have flashtism

by Batsy_thedarkknight November 21, 2025

man flashes

when a man starts to sweat profusely and feels very warm for no apparent reason. This is the inverse of hot flashes which is only felt by women who are post menopausal

Either I'm getting man flashes or the AC temperature in here needs to be turned down.

by Jakuh May 26, 2009

the flashlight of god

Many unique individuals inspired by the words of Jesus use this divine tool, crafted by Maglite, to shine the light of god onto the sinful fornicators during the "marital act".

Jenny and bill were having sex on the stool when all of a sudden, some crazy fundagelicals burst in on them and shone the flashlight of god on them, to shame them of their sinful act, but it didn't work; they continued to fornicate, even in the presence of their fanatic neighbors.

by flashlight victim 7815 June 3, 2009

Psuedo Flasher

A psuedo flasher is someone who wears their nasty flesh coloured panties out of necessity (it's laundry day, all their other underwear was burnt in a house fire, etc) and the fly on their jeans is wide open. Usually they don't realize this for hours. Upon realization, the psuedo flasher can a)see the hilarity of the situation or b)be completely humilated and move to a different city/country/planet. Ideally a pseudo flasher would feel mildly horrified but mostly pleased.

Cheryl: Man, I was walking around the park all day long, I didn't realize I was being a psuedo flasher until I got home last night.
Jane: It's a hard knock life.

by BAJohnstonIsMyWeekendDad February 21, 2011

African Flashlight

The act of spreading open a woman's vagina, and pretending to adjust a headlamp while inspecting for herpes. Taken from the search for gold off of the west coast of Africa.

Dude, that girl you were with last night was nasty man.

Yea i know, i had to use my African Flashlight on her before i tried anything.

by TicTac69 July 26, 2011