Facebook Slut
Facebook Slut by What_the_hell_was_that January 11, 2013
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facebook mama
A mother who portrays herself on Facebook (or any Social Media forum) as the exemplary "Mom"; juggling household chores, tending to her children, helping with homework, but is in fact seeking self-glorification while her home is in disarray and her children left to fend for themselves.
Facebook Post:"OMG, Sonny's teacher called me while I was at work to tell me how good he's doing! Love You Son!
Translation: She finally listened to a voicemail the principle left her, which said, "Hello, Sonny made it to school 3 times last week. Much Better! He says he feels neglected by you and that you are too busy being a Facebook Mama."
Translation: She finally listened to a voicemail the principle left her, which said, "Hello, Sonny made it to school 3 times last week. Much Better! He says he feels neglected by you and that you are too busy being a Facebook Mama."
facebook mama by THE 3 LETTERS March 10, 2013
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An event in which a Facebook News Feed is crammed with R.I.P.s, usually after the immediate death of a celebrity.
RIP, Roger Ebert
Rest in peace Roger
RIP Roger Ebert
RIP Roger
Holy crap, Roger Ebert died! RIP
OMG, it's like a Facebook Cemetery in here.
Rest in peace Roger
RIP Roger Ebert
RIP Roger
Holy crap, Roger Ebert died! RIP
OMG, it's like a Facebook Cemetery in here.
Facebook Cemetery by Enough A'ight April 4, 2013
Facebook Friend Zoned
A state in which you find yourself in after talking to a girl for a awhile, and then suddenly ignored completely. However you are still friends on Facebook for all eternity.
Dave- "Awwww man...I've been talking to this girl for a few weeks, but now she won't respond to my texts. I'm still her friend on Facebook though...."
Mike- " Dude, you just got Facebook Friend Zoned."
Mike- " Dude, you just got Facebook Friend Zoned."
Facebook Friend Zoned by tpainbakersman June 9, 2013
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Facebook Man Hoe
A guy that likes every slutty pictures posted by females on Facebook. He comments "sooo beautiful" and "hotttt" even though he is dating someone else. A jerk.
Sister: Are you and Lewis still together? I see in my news feed that he likes and comments on all the slutty pictures.
Lewis' Girlfriend: Yah he is a Facebook man hoe.
Lewis' Girlfriend: Yah he is a Facebook man hoe.
Facebook Man Hoe by JennDub July 16, 2014