Definitions by tpainbakersman
Facebook Friend Zoned
A state in which you find yourself in after talking to a girl for a awhile, and then suddenly ignored completely. However you are still friends on Facebook for all eternity.
Dave- "Awwww man...I've been talking to this girl for a few weeks, but now she won't respond to my texts. I'm still her friend on Facebook though...."
Mike- " Dude, you just got Facebook Friend Zoned."
Mike- " Dude, you just got Facebook Friend Zoned."
Facebook Friend Zoned by tpainbakersman June 9, 2013
Bitch Fit Jeans
What you call jeans worn by a guy that are extremely tight on him, and that were most likely made for a women.
Bitch Fit Jeans by tpainbakersman April 18, 2012