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Luv donkey 

A person who is caring ,loving ,patient understanding, tentative, sweet, puts their loved one first.
Billy is Lexi's luv donkey.
Luv donkey by Bill . H August 19, 2017

Swamp Donkey 

A BadAss Ford F250 that is strong as a mule. A very powerful man that grew up in South East Texas. Not afraid of, and will serve up a good 'Ol Fashion grass sandwich and always brings a gun to a knife fight. Woman adore him and dudes want to be like him.
I think there was a Swamp Donkey here last night, my Mom made some crazy ass noises all night.
Swamp Donkey by Mackabilly December 10, 2019

The Iron Donkey

I was forced to ride the iron donkey cause my car broke down.
The Iron Donkey by Orest April 19, 2011

Choke a donkey 

An over abundance of something. Having a gluttonous meal.
There is enough food on this plate to choke a donkey.
Choke a donkey by JPNadz75 March 12, 2017

When A Donkey Shits An Apple 

When You Believe your brother comes and chills

Ex: Define When Pigs Fly
“Yeah @DJTheGuy will come chill when a donkey shits an apple.”-Shadow aka DJ No Days Off

Daddy Daryl Donkey Dunkers 

A man above the age of 56 dunks their balls in a urinal previously used by a transgender woman (must have a wiener), then proceeding to either f*ck or kill a large donkey.
Jim: Can i get a number 5

minimum wage worker: why is there a donkey corpse in your car

Daddy Daryl Donkey Dunkers