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cat emojis

something popularized by some random person that caught the audience of a bunch of social rejects that caught on and ran it into the ground. the same social rejects the proceeded to harass people who don’t use cat emojis and use the regular old “😂”.
imagine not using cat emojis 😹 whew chillay come to the tre besty
by auburry September 25, 2020
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Cheshire Cat

When too tight jeans crease under your butt cheeks, making them resemble a smiling cat :3
Emily: How do these jeans look?

Tessa: No way. Totally Cheshire Cat.

Emily: GODDAMN
by T3SoFlyy January 17, 2011
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Cat ninja

It has been said that long, long ago, a young boy who was but only 9 years old, witness the gruesome and brutal murder of his beloved parents by the " Hell Hounds" an international street gang/mafia/bad guys...poor little boy found himself wondering on the lonely and terrifying streets.

When something....

Something unbelievable happened !!

A big black cat with a ninja mask and a scratch on it's left eye with gray spiky hair has taken that boy and desided to raise him like one of its own.

9 years have past since then...the young boy has finally become a man and has been taught and trained by the black cat which at the end made the boy become the first ever Cat Ninja, after that, the cat ninja swore that he will find the Hell Hounds and kill every last one of them.

...and so he did
Bad guy: Give me your money, jewelry and BBQ !

Civilian: Never ! because i've just called Cat Ninja :)

Bad guy: OOOHH FISH BALLS !!!
by DannyRanDazzle September 23, 2011
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glowing cat

fucking a girl in the ass while shoving a glow stick in her vagina and all this while on a table
man, me and Jessica made a glowing cat last night in the kitchen.
by bghjgjvv April 22, 2009
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cat time

Rest and relaxation time (what cats do all the time).
I went home after for some cat time.
by Dorado Jackson August 7, 2006
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cat on a seizure

Used after "Like a", ect. Meaning: Something being cool, odd, weird, deranged, ect.
Kari: ...And I fell down a flight of stairs!
Michi: That's like a cat on a seizure!

Bob: So, maybe we can hit up that anime con next weekend?
Justin: That'll be like a cat on a seizure!
by Michi Chan May 27, 2005
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mowsie cat

a cat that says mow instead of miaow
where is the mowsie cat today?
by carly hinton January 13, 2008
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