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Microsoft Windows

since version 10, it's been one of the most bloated OSes in the world, no wonder it's having such a decline in the market..
and don't get me started about Windows 11 and its oh-so-heavenly requirements, TPM 2, really?
there has been a method of bypassing those requirements, but it's been patched with the new build. (24H2)
this is why i'm telling you guys, MOVE TO LINUX!!
reasons why:
- it has few to no exploits
- it even has a distro dedicated to hacking
- it's fast and smooth
- Debian-based OSes are easy to get used to and to install
and much more.
did you know that there are over a thousand exploits for Microsoft Windows?
by uzrboot February 25, 2024
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Microjang

A conjoining of the (company) names 'Microsoft' and 'Mojang'.
Microjang can be used to jointly refer to the two companies and their combined endeavours since Mojang was acquired by Microsoft in 2014.
Wow, Microjang has made so many superfluous, immoral, disrespectful, politically involved, and downright bad decisions in its handling of Minecraft. I much prefer Mojang before Notch sold to Microsoft.
by Feniks February 27, 2024
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microstamping

slang for an ATF agent engaging in sexual intercourse
Steven Dettelbach got permission from his wife's boyfriend to do some microstamping on their anniversary.
by dzzvf3hn1qd1 February 28, 2024
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Microwave vision truckload

Where a gay boy wanks his dad of inside of a truck over a microwave and screams big batty Alex dexters nephew Tommy (John grays sister lily loves jimmy jimbos cock)
Stop microwave vision truckload Ross herriot
by Brianselliotpussydestroyer February 29, 2024
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microwave edging

When you stop your microwave with less than 5 seconds remaining.
I didn't want to wake anyone up, so I was microwave edging.
by ItsV01D March 7, 2024
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Microscopic

The length of one's dick and the size of one's balls
"Yo is that Dylan" - Person 1

"OMG yes it is, I bet is dick is so microscopic he will be a virgin forever" - Person 2
by Hello there_____ March 12, 2024
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Microphone Warrior

A "Microphone Warrior" is a person that will talk all kinds of smack over a Microphone. Because they are too cowardly to say it to your face. This is common in Gaming & Telephone conversation.
1. Man, I was playing Call of Duty and this "Microphone Warrior" wouldn't stop talking shit.

2. I called this dude to confront him and he was a straight "Microphone Warrior." When I told him where I'd be and to come talk shit to my face he never showed up.
by The OG Shockwaves81 March 13, 2024
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