dick pic 

A disturbing and perplexing phenomenon of when someone (usually male) sends another person (usually female) an unsolicited picture of a penis. Said penis can range from fully erect to flaccid or anywhere in between.

Unless emotional contact has already been established, recipients of dick pics will generally only experience negative emotions upon receiving them.

Although unsolicited dick pics are considered sexual harassment, consensual dick pics can be an exciting experience, however, the consensual pictures usually include a full body with the penis.

Betty: "Got another dick pic today on OkCupid, I wonder if they think that ever works!"
Michelle: “That's the last thing I want to see from a dude I don't know. Dicks look weird and I don’t think guys understand that. Dicks aren’t attractive all on their own.”

dick pic by makelovenotdickpics June 28, 2016

coke dick 

not being able to get one's dick up despite serious efforts and a more more
than willing mind.

Fuck............she was all over me and i was lovin' it but i had coke-dick. Jesus, Why does this always happen to me?

coke dick by Godless A.F. September 28, 2003

swiss dick 

When a man's uncircumsized penis smells like swiss cheese!Also another name for a complete asshole!

"Crystal is a big swiss dick!"
"After Jane went down on Bob, she realized he had a swiss dick! Then proceeded to vomit!"

swiss dick by Crystal Albin May 18, 2008

dick-stracted 

(adj) to become distracted by an attractive man, especially one that commonly gives you sexual favours

I tried to stay angry at him, but he had me totally dick-stracted.

dick-stracted by Marc K July 29, 2005

Dickanese

the indecipherable language of mumbles and grunts that girls speak when they are trying to communicate whilst having a dick in their mouth. it is doubly humorous because it plays on the words Dick and Knees, which are two key components to the speaking of Dickanese.

"by the end of the night, carlo had natalie speaking Dickanese "

"i don't usually do this" (hard to understand with your dick in her mouth)

"where's the handle" (usually gargled language)

Dickanese by Cloandnattie October 22, 2008

Dick Sac 

An insult which includes the sac and the dick.

Han- Gosh Viccy you're a sac of balls.
Viccy- shut up
Mel- No Viccy you are a dick.
Viccy- Quit it guys.
Mel- No wait, you are a dick sac.

Dick Sac by AmazingJesus February 23, 2009

Dick Chaining 

To go from one dick to another, like chain smoking.

"OMG Sarah was so dick chaining last night"

Dick Chaining by Zoayeeeee Hopper February 5, 2009