Ho-dad 

Someone who has almost no knowledge of surfing at all.

Man 1: Hey, dude, are you going to surf those mav's out there!?
Man 2: Simmer down, sonny Jim, you're such a ho-dad

Ho-dad by Gnarshreddergnargnar February 5, 2015

thats what ur dad said 

An akward comment, that combines the phrase "ur mom" and "thats what he said", but flips the "mom" part to "dad"
usually said by someone who goes by the name katie

Jenn: God I really suck at this
Katie: Thats what ur dad said
Jenn: WTF is that
Monica: I know right (lauging)

thats what ur dad said by Johnny Crocket February 22, 2008

play dad 

male adult that you had the most fun with growing up as a child

Uncle Phil was my play dad growing because he took me to many theme parks and water parks during my summer breaks.

play dad by McWritah June 21, 2015

Weekend Dad 

A politically correct rewording. The original term was/is "Weakened Dad" which is loosely based on a spouse or former spouse's actions toward her child's father.

"While they were married, Susie did not feel that her husband made a large enough salary, so she turned him into a Weekend Dad"

Weekend Dad by 247Brad May 6, 2008

do dad on the mowmow 

The object of which you desire on an object of witch you do not want to try and reach.

"Hey hand me that do dad on the mowmow!"

do dad on the mowmow by the evil midget July 22, 2009

Step Dad Season 

when someone you knows mom is very attractive and want to hook up with them becoming their step dad.

Beckys mom is coming to the party as well, you know what that means, its step dad season

Step Dad Season by Bigheadedhick April 6, 2021

Ur dad 

Ur dad is a woman

Oh no ur dad is a woman let's leave

Ur dad by Big black balls🦍🦧 February 25, 2022