A person who has lots of multi grains. They are a person who has a fantasy for rats and they like to make innapropriate jokes. This type of person is a rat and hates neo nazis and furries.
by #fuckmeintheasscuzilovejesus November 19, 2018
Get the Whole Wheat Ratmug. Any type of residue remaining on/in between the crack your behind after using the bathroom. This includes feces, TP, blood, semen...or whatever else you're into...
I took off her G-string, and homegirl was rockin' some Cheek Wheat...I guess that defines butt-floss.
by Sha-Shameless July 26, 2010
Get the Cheek Wheatmug. A slang term used to describe something exceptionally cool, neat, awesome, or amazing. Often used to emphasize that whatever is being referred to is on a whole new level of greatness.
by The Great Distractor September 17, 2024
Get the Beast Wheatmug. Refers to where two mushy-hearted guys wif "different-but-delightful" personalities tenderly cradle a cute chick's ten slender digits between each of theirs at da same time --- i.e., one nice fellow affectionately interlaces his fingers palm-to-palm wif da girl's, and then da other pleasant-mannered dude lays his own hands against da backs of said sweet blinky-eyed damsel's hands and softly folds his own fingers into da mix, as well. Extra points if said two gentle-natured male admirers "split da softness" --- i.e., rather than one fellow's "hogging" both of da girl's warm velvety palms so dat da other guy only gets to touch da backs of her hands, each dude takes one palm and one back of da girl's hands when initially grasping them, so dat both guys get an equal share of "palming" and "spooning".
Employing da wheat-and-rye-bread sandwich-hand-clasp is indeed super-pleasant and satisfying, but you can get even more creative than that... why not try da "poppy-seed-bun hand-clasp" --- i.e., where ya share da girl's hands wif a freckled dude --- or a "wheat-and-Pumpernickel-bread sandwich-hand-clasp", which involves letting an African-American hunk share a little squeezy fingers-'n'-palms fun wif said smiling sweetie-pie, also.
by QuacksO February 23, 2025
Get the wheat-and-rye-bread sandwich-hand-claspmug. The most SUPER DUPER AWESOME comic made by truckstoptiger5. Give it a read. Contains a guy wanting to fuck/murder his boy bestie
by goathide November 30, 2024
Get the One Wheat Markmug. 