tennessee waffle-iron

The sexual act of pooping on your partner’s chest, then proceeding to slap it with a tennis racket, thus creating the shape of a waffle of poop on them.

“Mark and I haven’t been that adventurous lately in the bedroom, until he pulled out the tennessee waffle-iron and rocked my world sideways!”

by BOYCHUCK May 16, 2023

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when balls collide into a homosexual loaf of bread while another man has an erection while inside of the man with his balls in a loaf of bread (typically there is another man in the background doing the hamburger with his dick)

yo yall wanna have gay nigga men balls chees bread waffles burrito mexigga intercourse?

by Brian Esparza Mejia May 1, 2023

waffle face

A condition caused by being handcuffed in the rear seat of a police car while the driver acclerates and brakes suddenly, causing the face to impact the metal screen between front seats and back seats.

The accused child molester got a bad case of waffle face on the way to the station.

by TheyCallMeElJefe June 19, 2007

douche-waffle-mc'cunt-nugget

a person thats basically a complete PRICK and is usually a friend of yours that always finds a way to...

A. Step on ur game

B. Ruin a existing relationship

C. Cannot keep mouth shut even over life or death situations

D. and finally is a complete dumbass

You: Wow ur brother is a douche-waffle-mc'cunt-nugget

Ex-Girlfriend: LOL WTF what is that

You: your brothers new nickname "lol"

Ex-Girlfriend: and why is that lol

You: he just called my girlfriend a slut and we almost broke up cuz of another douche-waffle-mc'cunt-nugget blowing everything out of the water....

Ex-Girlfriend: Lol well HAHAHAHAHA!!! I like the new nick name im gonna call him that to :)

by The Guitar Hero January 11, 2009

waffle hut

A place where you come to have waffles and to think. For you must have waffles and you must think. And to think, you must have waffles.

Warning: Do not bring your bitch to the waffle hut (or, in the TV version, your beast)

We must have waffles. We must ALL have waffles, forthwith! - Professor Goldthwaite Higginson Dorr III

by MaSh92587 August 5, 2004

waffler

N: One who waffles, from the verb waffle, meaning to never settle on a stance on one (or more) issue(s); A waffler usually goes from one side to the other and back again, usually multiple times, depending on who (s)he is talking to at the time. See also panderer.

There is a subtle difference between a waffler and a fence-sitter, most notably in that the fence-sitter never actually decides their stance on an issue/issues.

This term is derived from the food of the same name (waffle), probably because the grid-like patterns on the food resembles how a waffler is on again and off again on their views.

The word has recently made a return to the forefront of common communication with the arrival of John Kerry's (United States) Presidential campaign.

"I used to be for the war in Iraq, until I was against it." - John Kerry (real quote)

Can anyone seriously say that with a straight face? What a waffler. This guy panders so much he makes Al Gore look like a decent person. I feel sorry for anyone who lets themselves get hoodwinked into voting for this fool.

by Tiberious August 22, 2004

twot waffle

A crusty vagina

Omg that girl has a Twot waffle

by Bish wat!!!! July 22, 2016