Useless Turtle

The dopest turtle you’ll ever fuckin play with.
A.k.a. Super tortuga

Useless Turtle sure can fuck up those enemies.

by U5eLe55 TurtL3 October 13, 2020

Useless

Aqua

Aqua is so useless, Yamcha looks like Goku, Magikarp like Gyarados and Sakura like Erza Scarlet compared to her. Never Gonna Give You Up.

by IDontCareBro September 12, 2022

Useless

What the urban dictionary nearly is.

Aight', this guys useless. Let's go find someone else.

by UrbanDictGuyOfficial February 26, 2021

useless as a call-centre operative

Usually someone utterly, totally useless, but can be applied to inanimate objects. Lacking any empowerment, thus going so far as to be inactively obstructive.
Etymology: in the UK a number of large companies operate call-centres. When one attempts to call these to complain, the usual response from the responder (the call-centre operative) is feigned interest in the issue, involving lengthy explanations, then the final response is that they cannot authorise the issue in question as due to lack of authority. The issues can be of any magnitude. When asked to be passed to a manager, they claim the manager is unavailable and will call back (this is the inactive-obstructive part). This never occurs, so one calls again. The situation recurses.
c.f. "chocolate teapot"

I attempted to wipe my arse with some own-brand toilet paper, after wiping the paper looked clean but the disgusting skiddies in my kecks later showed it was as useless as a call-centre operative.

by monsieur_tm December 30, 2013

useless

This was specially created for this definition.

-This Def is useless
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by joporsche November 23, 2021

Useless

Aqua

Aqua is so useless, she makes that Yamcha looks like Goku, Magikarp looks like Gyarados and Sakura looks like Erza Scarlet compared to her

by IDontCareBro September 12, 2022

Useless dick flap

Flap of skin removed during a bris

That guy is an useless dick flap, too bum to accomplish anything

by Dattokar August 31, 2022