Third Row

The row in the the back of the car full of rejects that were not allowed to sit anywhere else because of their differences from the natural world. In the beginning of trips they seem perfect normal, but then turn into a group of crazed hooligans. However, they are not gay like the middle row. They have their own fun making jokes that seem stupid but are really the highlight of the trip. Remember this middle row: ignorance is bliss.

Katie: Everyone in the back row is acting weird they definitely have turned third row on us.
Scott: Yeah definitely but i guess that means our row is gay now
Katie: Yeah i wish that i was sitting back there they always have the most fun.

by Its Dennis August 11, 2006

Third Ward

A hood where Its not safe where Its some real street niggas be at

Them Third ward niggas is really about they shit

by lildez October 2, 2018

Third imposter

When someone with good intentions acts in an unhelpful or harmful way

Person 1: Hey, your crush just told me she doesn't like you, sorry man.
Person 2: Uhh...
Person 3: Dude shut up you're being third imposter right now, he didn't have to know.

by Cringebaby September 20, 2020

third rice

Modifying, either for cosmetics or performance, a compact German-made car in the same manner as is typically done to small Japanese cars. A combination of The Third Reich (German empire of WWII) and Rice (see definition).

"Man, did you see that Jetta with the 20" rims and bookshelf spoiler?! Third Rice all the way..."

by bert24b October 28, 2005

Safety Third

The old expression means; whatever it is you are doing, it first and secondly ain't safety.

The roofing crew will be on the project tomorrow regardless of the potential for ice overnight, safety third.

by COTrapper March 23, 2022

The Third Rodriguez

When one person shoves any instrument up another persons ass and proceeds to play it

Person 1: Dude I'm wanting to try something new with the lady but I just can't find anything good.

Person 2: Try giving her a "The Third Rodriguez"

by Steve Henson December 18, 2011

Third Baseman

A guy who doesn’t have sex, opting to draw the line at fellatio, cunnilingus, and other heavy petting, all while avoiding ejactulation; Voluntarily celibate - volcel

Girl: “Mmm your couch is so comfy and you smell really good”
Guy: “You’re such a sweet gell”
*sometime later*
Girl: “Omg! Put it in me!!”
Guy: “Hahaha! I’m a third baseman! I’ll be keeping my cum!”

by Smykovsy January 22, 2021