Third Baseman

A guy who doesn’t have sex, opting to draw the line at fellatio, cunnilingus, and other heavy petting, all while avoiding ejactulation; Voluntarily celibate - volcel

Girl: “Mmm your couch is so comfy and you smell really good”
Guy: “You’re such a sweet gell”
*sometime later*
Girl: “Omg! Put it in me!!”
Guy: “Hahaha! I’m a third baseman! I’ll be keeping my cum!”

by Smykovsy January 22, 2021

Gum Cutters

The PG rated version of cum gutters

Man 1: I’m doing a lot of ab exercises so eventually I can develop my gum cutters.
Man 2: Don’t you mean cum gutters?
Man 1: Watch your mouth!

by Smykovsy January 22, 2021

Shadow Roach

Like shadow but a roach instead

What the hell was that? Where is it? It must have been a shadow roach.

by Smykovsy January 22, 2021