Definitions by Smykovsy
Gum Cutters
Man 1: I’m doing a lot of ab exercises so eventually I can develop my gum cutters.
Man 2: Don’t you mean cum gutters?
Man 1: Watch your mouth!
Man 2: Don’t you mean cum gutters?
Man 1: Watch your mouth!
Gum Cutters by Smykovsy January 22, 2021
Third Baseman
A guy who doesn’t have sex, opting to draw the line at fellatio, cunnilingus, and other heavy petting, all while avoiding ejactulation; Voluntarily celibate - volcel
Girl: “Mmm your couch is so comfy and you smell really good”
Guy: “You’re such a sweet gell”
*sometime later*
Girl: “Omg! Put it in me!!”
Guy: “Hahaha! I’m a third baseman! I’ll be keeping my cum!”
Guy: “You’re such a sweet gell”
*sometime later*
Girl: “Omg! Put it in me!!”
Guy: “Hahaha! I’m a third baseman! I’ll be keeping my cum!”
Third Baseman by Smykovsy January 22, 2021