Èl TEJAS

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Èl TEJAS

by Èl TEJAS January 13, 2022

Facebook Chat Tease

When you're about to talk to someone on Facebook Chat and right when you click their name, they immediately go offline.

Usually this happens due to Facebook's shit chat system or on the rare occasion, the said friend had mind reading powers and read your mind and then purposely logged off on time just to be a dick.

"Hey Geoff, did you finally get the nerves to talk to Sally on Facebook?"

"Yeah, but when I clicked her name she went offline."

"Curse you, Facebook Chat Tease!"

by awesomeasianguy August 23, 2011

strap tease

The enhanced cleavage created by a purse strap or seatbelt running diagonally between a women's two breasts. Best exemplified when the subject is wearing a tight form fitting blouse or sweater.

A beautiful women in the mall gave me a strap tease as she walked by.

by boomerman April 7, 2009

The Marsell Cock Tease (MCT)

The Marsell Cock Tease (MCT) consists of a male who inserts his male reproductive organ between a female's breasts and proceeds to thrust repeatedly. After a short period of time, the male discontinues this procedure and visits the lavatory in an effort to place a prophylactic over his quivering member. Upon his return to the previous location, he finds the female covering her face and blushing from the situation. She then begins to redress and leave the premises.

Tom: Yo, Dino i just got a bad Cormier Cock Tease and it was the worst feeling ever!
Dino: Well my dear friend I dont believe it can be as bad as The Marsell Cock Tease (MCT) I just endured!
Tom: You're right. I like you **Both parties high five**

by Old Norse Õthinn March 23, 2008

teaser

a bitch that says she do and don't.

that bitch left me with this hard-on

by toms mom January 9, 2003

The Cormier Cock Tease (CCT)

The ultimate guiding force and philosophy in life. Also known as "cut the bait," if things don't go your way in life you just let go! and get someone else to suck your dick. or do it yourself. it's that simple.

"So.. what do you want to do?"
-"I don't know..."
"....(Pause) FUCK!!!"

I got CCT'd (past tense of the word, The Cormier Cock Tease (CCT)) so bad last night, I'm blue balling like a mother fucker...

by Kevan Hooley May 18, 2007

Tease

Often used among LGBT individuals to liken something, usually someone's appearance or a particular situation, reminds them of another person or a past occurrence.

Alternatively spelled "teas".

"Girl, you look amazing! That wig is a Rihanna Rated R tease."
"That shit was EMPTY last night. A Lady Gaga artRAVE tease."

by vayadeeagent February 6, 2020