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Techdick

Someone who thinks they know everything about computers and is an asshole about it.
"Our subsitute teacher is such a Techdick. He thinks he can run the entire city of Detroit on 1kb RAM on DOS!"

Note: The example is a true story.
by D & C February 25, 2008
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A magnet high school in Summerlin, Las Vegas that is swarmed with a majority of shallow faggy rich kids from Palo Verde and annoying hipster Asians. The teachers are very cool and sometimes hot, but the workload and amount of homework are almost unbearable. We barely have any school spirit and we think our mascot (the Wrangler) is lame, but we all still stay here after we say we're going back to our home schools. Gotta love those laid-back school-wide PBLs, the teachers going down the halls on scooters, and how your parents are so proud of you for going to a geeky $83.5 million school.
Rich white kid: "Uggh, I gotta go to West Career and Technical Academy."

Asian kid: "At least there's laptops in every single classroom so we can watch vids on Youtube the entire day."
by sameintheend November 6, 2011
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non-technical managers

A person that does not know what the people they manage are meant to do.
The TM's at convergys are all non-technical managers. Meaning they have no clue what FL does
by Fuil September 25, 2005
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whirlpool technique

twirl your tongue over the top of his penis in a circular motion. Why this works so well is because the tip of your man's penis is by far the most sensitive part of it.
Ima whirlpool technique the shit outta your DICK BOO BOO
by SirFuckBoi 101 April 27, 2016
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Two Finger Ninja Technique

Where someone can undo someone's bra with a finger and a thumb. It is easy to do, but not to understand... It involves squeesing either part of the strap and releasing.
Betty: God, I hope Jonny doesn't do that ninja shit thing today...
Jonny: TWO FINGER NINJA TECHNIQUE!!!
Betty: For fuck's sake
by Ill Hubs November 8, 2009
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Hi-Technical

A word that a lizard nerd uses in Super Paper Mario. He is one of the bosses and kidnaps your butterfly pixl. It is a variant of "cool", "awesome" and words around that ball park
"butterfly pixl are so hi-technical"
by SuperPM January 7, 2009
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technion

Israel institute of technology (or IIT). It's supposedly the equivalent of MIT in Israel.
most of the Technion undergrad students their will to live, because of the high standards and amount of studying required, and the demoralization from repeated failure.
Be that as it may, the Technion is considered the best institute for technology in Israel, and is among the best in the world. So what if most of the students develop white hair (!!!!) during their (three to) four years there?
Hila got in the Technion? That's great, but that means she probably won't have a life for the next four years...
by gilette June 11, 2006
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