Jaeger-tainting

The act of pouring jaeger upon one's perineum (region between the anus and the external genitalia) in order to become intoxicated.

After a night of jaeger-tainting, Jimmy had a pounding hangover within his anus.

by Zenpeanut June 30, 2010

Taint dick

The internal portion of the penis located between the scrotum and anus.

I went to the doctor's office for a penile enlargement. He cut cut a ligament and now I have a couple of extra inches of taint dick!

by ABCconnector December 11, 2016

grundle-taint

1) Something uglier than the grundle or the taint, or both combined

2) Someone is a bitch

3) Cute name for a pet fish

4) A long lost Pokemon

"Hey man, check out that chick, she's a real grundle-taint."

"Vern, you're such a grundle-taint."

"Can you feed Grundle-Taint while I'm on vacation?"

"Sweet man, I caught me a grundle-taint."

by Lil Dick March 19, 2008

taint tweezin'

(v) The action of removing hairs from your taint...usually by using a pair of tweezers.

It helps to drink heavily before taint tweezin'.

by Austin Pealy October 1, 2006

Pillow Taint

Term for a side effect of morbid obesity. Coined by TakeAKnee.net. Pillow Taint is similar to a moose knuckle or a camel toe, but puffier and gender-neutral.

Pillow Taint occurs when a morbidly obese person sits down and the entire crotch of their pants is stretched to nearly bursting with flab.

Usually, the volume of flesh trapped in the crotch area is so great that the obese person is unable to cross (or sometimes even close) their legs.

The situation resembles a normal person with an overstuffed pillow packed down the crotch of their pants. Thus the name: Pillow Taint.

"Jesus... Did you get a look at that fattie over there? I couldn't even tell if it's a man or a woman!"

"I know... I tried to check the crotch bulge, but all I saw was a textbook case of pillow taint."

by TakeAKnee April 8, 2009

taint ranger

A person who hovers between being an asshole and a dick or an asshole and a pussy.

That dude's a real taint ranger.

by sdhillbilly May 15, 2013

taint pus

Taint Pus is a collection of cellular waste generated by flaming infections of the taint. This condition can be quite aromatic as well as discharged at a high velocity. It is a paste like consistancy in technicolor.

Taint Pus is a collection of cellular waste generated by flaming infections of the taint. This condition can be quite aromatic as well as discharged at a high velocity. It is a paste like consistancy in technicolor. "She said it was a boil on her ass but the doctor said its taint pus."

by mervtheperv February 11, 2015