Celtic Starfish

When two people spread their butt cheeks and touch their buttholes together. A very popular sexual adventure in Manhattan IL.

After Ryan Delaney got done bleaching his butthole, he was very excited to touch our buttholes together, marking off Celtic Starfish on our Sex Bingo card.

by Furies Hecate July 3, 2022

Fist of the Chocolate Starfish

After engaging in fisting a woman (inserting one's fist into the anus), the fister removes their hand and proceeds to punch the fistee in the face, knocking them out.

Guess what I did last night? Fist of the Chocolate Starfish homey! She was out cold! Hell of a mess doe.

by Kelton Banks May 12, 2014

starfishing

The act of being a lazy, boring, intoxicated lay. Pertaining more specifically to when your arms and legs go limp just before you pass out.

I was getting ready to cum until my date began starfishing!

by Matt8008 March 23, 2010

Champagne Starfish

When a person gets drunk on Champagne and is too intoxicated to be any use in the bedroom. All they can manage to do is lie on their back on the bed in a 'starfish' position while the other partner does all the work.

I had too much to drink last night and became a Champagne Starfish

by chipsyfox August 27, 2009

Starfish

A mentally artistic individual. Tends to just sit. Doesn't breath, doesn't pump blood. Has a low IQ.

Look at that fucking starfish its just kinda sittin there.
They say Casey is a starfish, probably cause he lacks motive.

by Trishyboo September 13, 2017

Starfish CPR

When boyfriend and girlfriend have reached a plateau in their relationship where no shame is felt and they decide to place their anuses together. Then when one of them has to fart, they then unceremoniously do an exchanging of rectal air so as to revive the other's chocolate starfish and to allow the suffocated ones anus to "breathe" again. This may occur as many times back and forth as nature sees fit or until both parties can no longer butt French to keep the passing of farts going due to laughing fits as having someone fart up your ass is hilarious just as a thought, nevermind an action. I truly hope to see viral videos of this online soon. Screw Brazilian Fart Porn, its Starfish CPR now. Created from the hilariously sick mind of Jake Galloway.

John: "Last night me and Lisa did Starfish CPR like 4 times before we ran out of butt air."
Steve: "I'm gonna ask Donna to do Starfish CPR with me tonight, we had beans for lunch and I just know we can beat your record."
John: "We are gonna try adding flour to the mix and watch ourselves in the mirror, Its gonna be hilarious."
Steve: "Were getting so good at it were thinking of doing it at our wedding."

In the other room
Lisa: "Last night John made me do starfish CPR with him its like a habit now, we do it like 10 times a day. He is proud we made it to 4."
Donna: "Yeah I know, I like how it feels but it tickles my rectum so much.
Lisa: "He mentioned flour in the crevice so it would show how much air we were missing."
Donna: "He thinks we are gonna do it at the wedding, my mother would be mortified.

by Jacob Galloway November 26, 2013

beer battered strawberry starfish

When you finger your girl on the rag until the blood flows like the Niagra then poor beer on her clit and drink it as it drains down to her ass.

I slipped this girl a beer battered strawberry starfish last night and drank the whole beer.

by Richar Kraft August 2, 2006