Bruv, you person squish

The act of flattening a person with a door.

HAHAHA OMG, bruv, you person squish

by TensHorniness July 14, 2021

squishness

The amount by which an object can be squished.

The squishness of Marty's drafting chair was enough to cushion his toosh!

by the cad teach September 19, 2014

Squished

When you send 4 nobles and don’t conquer a village

Tried to conquer Wads village but got squished!

by Mafialeader June 12, 2021

squish-ue

The squishy state of a tissue after wiping or blowing a young child's nose.

That squish-ue was so gross!!

by candlegirl May 20, 2022

waffle squish

(verb) the process of using your foot to loosen deficated matter released in the shower while douching your colon in preparation for anal intercourse so that the expelled fecal matter can be washed away and go down the shower drain without clogging it.

Make sure you waffle squish your shit and don't leave any in my shower for me to clean up.

by re77815 December 05, 2020

waffle squish

(verb) the process of using your foot to loosen deficated matter released in the shower while douching your colon in preparation for anal intercourse so that the expelled fecal matter can be washed away and go down the shower drain without clogging it.

Make sure you waffle squish your sh*t and clean my shower with soap instead of leaving me a surprise to clean after we hook up!

by re77815 December 05, 2020

pancake squish

A penis squished into Ians damp soggy pants whilst he has an orgasm

Dude that Julian just pancake squished.

by Vyuvyuvuyvuyv June 03, 2014