Sneeze & Squeeze

When a fart sneaks out as you lose control of your body while sneezing.

I appologize for farting, but it was a sneeze & squeeze.

by ~~>KD<~~ September 12, 2005

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Pash and squeeze

While kissing a woman, the male surrepticiously reaches over and squeezes the woman's breast; thus he has 'pashed' and 'squeezed.'

Hey Tom, did you pash 'n' squeeze her?

by liguid December 27, 2004

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Squeece

It's a word that you can fill into the blank of anything.

It can be your own little secret word that means nothing, but use it in your every language to confuse people.

Ms.Ross and Mrs.Kessinger are a bunch of Squeeces.
Omg, I just squeeced everywhere!
Go to the store and get me a squeece.
YOU LITTLE SQUEECE.

by YOYODIGGY August 15, 2009

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Verb. 1. A code girl's use for masturbating, most often with the aid of a vibrator; 2. Something ladies need to do when they require severe stress relief. Often means the two definitions simultaneously.

Vet school is killing me! I squeeze my cat every night.

by arb05002 October 16, 2011

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Squeeged

When you cum inside a girl and as you're pulling out, you squeeze her pussy lips around your dick as to wipe off all seminal fluids. Conversely, the male can be SQUEEGED if he pulls out, and when he does she squeezes her own pussy lips together in order to hold it in and get pregnant.

Sarah: "Did you cum inside me? Do you need to take a shower?"
Cesar: "That's ok, I squeeged it all off"

Matt: "Did you cum inside of her? The pull and pray is always scary."
Norman: "I did pull out. But the bitch squeeged me bro! She's got me for 18 years!"

by jane_doh April 5, 2016

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Squeeeeee!

An interjection used when something is so cute you can’t stand it.

My newborn puppy was so adorable when she yawned. Squeeeeee!

by Tree leaves November 8, 2017

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Squeeze Soup

Pure, explosive, liquid shit blasting from the ass.

I’m so sick. I can’t hold this squeeze soup any longer.

Drank too much last night. Squeeze soup today.

I dropped off some squeeze soup and didn’t flush.

by Eaton Holgoode March 2, 2018

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