scotch kisses

Slow soft kisses, that are to be savored! Like a fine scotch! Especially between a Princess and Prince Charming!

Scotch Kisses lingered in his mind, heart and on his lips.

by PCharming41 August 8, 2014

Scotch my Plains

The meaning of Scotch my Plains means to "Lick my asshole and call me daddy".

You can go 'Scotch my Plains', motherfucker!

by yeet_the_meat March 10, 2019

Spetchifying

The action of getting smaller.

Past Tense: Spetchified

Future: Spetchify

Present: "I am Spetchifying."
Past: "I have Spetchified."
Future: "I will Spetchify."

by ewinmoem February 1, 2019

Cum Splotch

A splotch of cum or cum-like substance.

Guy 1: Dude, what is that on your shirt?
Guy 2: My friend rubbed a glob of my deoderant on me.
Guy 1: You've got a cum splotch!

by Ambrosiatic February 24, 2009

Spouch

A regional term originating in Milton Keynes, spouch refers to the area of chest between a woman's breasts.

"Nice tits, but you could park a truck in that spouch".

A notable example of a large spouch can be found on the singer Mariah Carey.

by Doctor Duke of Yorke March 6, 2010

Scotch love

"Tasteful" way of saying "dry humping"

"...what she thought of as scotch love and what he would call in his unfailing ability to pinpoint the vulgar, the dry humps" excerpt from Carrie by Stephen King

by Flyaway2515 January 5, 2017

sponch

(verb) to engage in nerd-like behavior by spouting knowledge about totally irrelevant or uniteresting topics; to cement your lack of skills at social interaction by demonstrating your proviciciency in an obscure area of study.

(noun) one who engages in sponching behavior

Friend of Sponch: ew, you have snot on your sleeve!

Sponch: Did you know that snot is just a colloquial term for the nasal mucus that's created by the nasal mucosa, and serves to protect the respiratory tract?

Friend of Sponch: Could you please stop sponching in public?

by Ben Bookworm December 11, 2006