Spooked

When someone is in denial that reality is more complex than what it may at first seem, and even if they are shown evidence of this, remains in willful denial.

Jim: "I think defunding the police would reduce all criminal activity because police are the true criminals"
Joe: " I don't know man, maybe re-structuring the procedures of current police activity and instigating harsher penalties for out of line police could work instead"

Jim: "no other solution is possible, burn the police institution to the ground!"

Joe: "dude, you're spooked"

by gangstarapp42069 December 17, 2020

Spoiled Mo'

A challenge involving a person with a mustache giving themself a milk mustache, fully saturating their facial hair, and allowing the milk to spoil in their mustache. The challenge is to see how long the person can withstand the smell of slowly spoiling milk right below their nostrils.

Person A: How have you been?
Person B: Not too good. I'm on day three with my Spoiled Mo'.

by lucca_lmao March 13, 2021

Spoiled

The act of being white and sour milk.

Bob: What did you get for your birthday?
Jimmy: I got a PS5.
Bob: What? Maann you are spoiled, I had to eat cockroaches of the pavement!

by PseudonymDox April 27, 2021

Spoofed

Getting fucked up/fucked over

Yo, I got spoofed last night
Dude, that kid just got hit in the face with a ball “yeah man he got spoofed!”

by MaybeMaeMay May 11, 2021

spoiled milk

A female who calls themselves Milk, shipped with people for no reason.

Spoiled milk is the best person you'll ever meet. yk?

by ! Sspoiled Miilk ! May 21, 2021

spooned

to be punched by a comically small shovel, or a spoon

John got spooned by Max during yesterday’s fight.
That must’ve hurt. At least it wasn’t a shovel.

by kyocl0ud June 27, 2021

Spoiled Milk

When spunk on a chicks face and she doesn’t clean it off so it gets all hard and smells like spoiled milk.

Emmet:I did a spoiled milk on my bitch last night
Dillon:ewww sick

by Cookingwithpoo August 25, 2021