Something you have if you are cool enough that protects you from harm. Ranges from the size of your pinky to a 2 mile radius around the person.
by BigBlowfish November 20, 2004
A person who interferes with two other people having sexual intercourse simply by their presence. Essentially the same as a cock blocker.
Dude, I totally would have banged that girl at the White Deer, but her fat friend was a total meat shield.
by Pookasydi July 11, 2008
The default dwarf is a shield dwarf, they are moody, humorless, and hard for non-dwarves to get along wit, a tendency that has led to the deterioration of the dwarven kingdoms in recent years.
by smurf August 23, 2004
'Feli-Shields' - (FELAY-SHEEALDS) NOUN. A play on the words FELICIO and SHIELD. Refers to Paris Hilton type bug-eyed sunglasses that covers most of a twenty-something slut's face. When she blows cock (felicio) and her man nuts all over her face her eyes will be shielded from the salty goo.
by Jamesdubya August 28, 2010
A "bro" term for when you tense your muscles up tightly so that you can stand better ground and/or brace yourself before getting hit by something.
Similar to "tensing up".
Muscles usually flexed include:
- pecs
- shoulders
- biceps
Similar to "tensing up".
Muscles usually flexed include:
- pecs
- shoulders
- biceps
"bro I almost got bodied by Chaz but i got the flex shield up in time."
"...sounds like a close call."
"...sounds like a close call."
by Given Dodis November 30, 2007
Woke Shield
A defensive, often desperate, virtue-signal move to distract leftist media and audience mobs from your own — or your companies’ — crimes against humanity.
A defensive, often desperate, virtue-signal move to distract leftist media and audience mobs from your own — or your companies’ — crimes against humanity.
“Apple threw up its Woke Shields and announced LGBTQ+ support hoping that no one will notice their workers committing suicide in Chinese sweatshops (i.e. other Chinese affiliates: Nike, NBA, etc.)”
In a last ditch effort for sympathy, Harvey Weinstein threw up his woke shield and declared his “new life’s mission is to take down the NRA” (after recent multiple rape allegations).
In a last ditch effort for sympathy, Harvey Weinstein threw up his woke shield and declared his “new life’s mission is to take down the NRA” (after recent multiple rape allegations).
by Steve Hoflenson May 20, 2021
A biohazard tattoo directly above the ass crack of a closet homo who can't get any pussy 'cause they're always locked up in prison! Yup, that's why they are always violating parole; so they can get back in jail for some schweaty man love!
Bubba: I wuz gonna nail that little white bitch in the shower this morning, but that little fag has a biohazard tattoo on his crack. That mofo got aids now or is that just a date shield?
Chaz: Dude, you are calling HIM a fag? You are the one nailing a man in the ass. I believe that makes YOU the homo in this situation!
Chaz: Dude, you are calling HIM a fag? You are the one nailing a man in the ass. I believe that makes YOU the homo in this situation!
by 11-13 Buster July 17, 2008