Sectionals

When two pasty lesbians do the dirty with a broccoli and a lobster

Mallori and Shayne had a round of sectionals while listening to NPR

by Swagmastersarim July 30, 2016

sectional couch

crappy ass couch for an elderly couple

my grandma and pappy got a sectional couch

by crzygolf2000 June 23, 2017

Section 59

A notice issued by police in the United Kingdom when seizing someone’s car, usually as a result of dangerous driving, or for having illegal modifications.

“Do you think they can tell if my car is mapped?”

“I don’t know bro, but if they can, they’ll probably give you a Section 59.”

by 3Serie March 21, 2023

Section 8 ass nigga

A nigga that broke asf and lives that section 8 life.

Damn that nigga dressed like a bum, must be a section 8 ass nigga.

by Fried Koolaid Chikn September 28, 2025

Comments Section

What every one of these definitions needs.

You, reading this now: "Fuck, I hate this definition, written by this obvious (insert hated political party here), douche bag, but a "thumbs-down" button doesn't properly quantify the rage with which I would cram sharp, pointy objects up his ass, where I given the chance... If only there were a COMMENTS SECTION, I could at least let them know my feelings by saying something whitty, like 'shut-up, commi scumbag' , that would teach 'em"

by StrongDynamics September 27, 2020

Trans-Sectional

a person who changes instruments.

Lisa is a Trans-Sectional. She was no good at clarinet, so she changed to Saxophone

by bandgeek4evah February 26, 2010

Choir sectionalism

When a choir kid has an allegiance to their section and will literally cry for hours if they are moved.

Director: Hey Charlotte
Charlotte: wat
Director: i’m gonna need to move you to alto 1
Charlotte: no I’m a soprano 1
Director: I know but I need you to sing alto 1
Charlotte: *cries*
Director: choir sectionalism, no one ever wants to move

by Purpstar615 December 5, 2022